Remote

Jargon

IT
Information Technology
RAM
Random Access Memory
CPU
Central Processing Unit
BTW
By The Way
Hardware
All the physical computer bits − you can touch them
Software
programs that work (or don't) on your computer
Adware
programs that serve you ads, but are otherwise free
Liteware
programs that have limited functions in the free version
Crippleware
software with critical features disabled eg save or print
Malware
the worst category of spyware, a security nightmare
Linkrot
Links (blue-underlined text) that used to work, but are now broken
W3C
World Wide Web Consortium
HTML
HyperText Markup Language
XHTML
eXtensible HyperText Markup Language
CSS
Cascading Style Sheets
WAI
Web Accessibility Initiative
Browser
Program (software) used to surf the internet (eg Internet Explorer, Firefox, Opera, Safari, Netscape)
PDA
Personal Digital Assistant - Handheld electronic device: Appointments Calendar, Diary, Contacts List, and much more
OSS
Open Source Software - generally free software, the source code is publicly available